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[the_benj]

Simply search in google for "[your name] needs" and post the first ten results.
I'm slightly cheating by posting the first ten interesting results.

1. 'Big Benj' needs MORE LEGROOM on our Japanese tour bus!
   
2. Benj needs to stop looking over reviews and review for himself.
   
3. Benj needs to get the starring role.
   
4. Benj needs to fix this.
   
5. Benj needs a wake-up slap.
   
6. Benj needs our cooperation and support.
   
7. Benj needs to quit hatin' on My grill.
   
8. Benj needs a laptop, pronto.
   
9. Benj needs to talk to you.
   
10. Benj needs you.

And a variant:

1. Benj wants to update it.
   
2. Benj wants to do it.
   
3. Benj wants a cheeseburger.
   
4. Benj wants to major in journalism and be a movie critic.
   
5. Benj wants to meet you ;)
   
6. Benj wants more than anything to own and control absolutely everything such that everyone else owns and controls nothing.
   
7. Benj wants to sleep, silly boy!
   
8. Benj wants a word with you.
   
9. Benj wants to bring all of this together!
   
10. Benj wants to Get a married and have sex.